Today I Heard The Worst Kelly Kapowski Take Of All Time

So Kevin released the Barstool Bracket of Hottest TV Characters of all time today and it’s a HOT topic. On CCK today, we were breaking down all the seeding and taking calls debating different selections.

And then… something preposterous happened.

Some asshole called us and had the audacity to say that Kelly Kapowski isn’t attractive. And I quote, “not even remotely.” And he was dead serious.

In the words of Kevin Clancy: “Kill yourself.”

Listen, everybody has their preference and different definition of hot. Different strokes for different folks. Would I be able to buy that this guy is more into blondes? Sure. Red Heads? Latinas? Black women? All fine and well. But do I buy that somebody can look at the queen of Bayside High and say that that woman is not even ATTRACTIVE?? What are we talking about here?

Honestly, it’s the worst take of all time and I’ve heard a lot of bad takes. Hell, I’ve had some bad takes of my own. But this one? This one takes the cake.

I can’t think of an excuse for this idiot. I can’t even accept that this guy may be gay and that’s why he fired off this take. Because my gay friends think Kelly Kapowski is an attractive human. Just because you think somebody is attractive doesn’t mean you want to have sex with them (although I think most men probably would 10/10 have sex with Tiffani Thiessen). Why? Because everybody thinks she’s attractive. Literally everyone.

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Maybe he’s blind? Honestly, that’s the only excuse I can accept at this point.

PS – Biz is at HQ today and just came over to my desk to weigh in on the topic. He says she’s in the top 1% of women over the age of 45 and that she is beautiful.

And Biz knows women. Case closed.