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The Full House Intro Song Remix About Lori Laughlin's Crimes Is Stupid Hot

This is me right now, dancing because the song is undeniably hot but crying because Aunt Becky just got arrested like 2 seconds ago…

This is the ultimate testament to a great, catchy beat: can you say whatever you want over it and the song still slaps? Then it’s a classic. Doesn’t matter if it’s about finding family or committing crimes to get your daughter into a state school, Full House will always get your ass shaking about. I’ve always loved this little ditty but when you can yell “A SCHOOL TO PAY BRIBES TO!” and still feel good about it, it really paints a picture of just how great the tune is.