Malt Bae Might Be The Cringiest Thing You Watch All Day

KenJac3/12/2019 5:00 PM

I found this seemingly innocuous tiktok a few days ago sandwiched between 2 Kentucky vape magicians and a vampire furry lip syncing to Paramore. Does he sort of remind me of Mac from the episode where the gang cracks the Liberty Bell? Yes. Did he make me viscerally uncomfortable the way he hibachi’d his gross ice cream without losing eye contact? Also yes. What I did not expect is the lads and lasses across the pond’s reaction to this cookies-n-creme, kiosk-working cretin. Warning: I do not understand what half of these people are saying because I barely comprehend the king’s english, so if they said something offensive I take no responsibility. However, I will try to translate what they are trying to say the best I can.

This one is pretty straightforward and prob does not warrant explanation.

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