Does This Look Like The Face Of A Kid Who Thought It'd Be Funny To Put Cattle Tranquilizers In His Dad's Energy Drink?

TOWN OF LIMA, Wisconsin — A 16-year-old teen faces two felony charges after admitting to putting cattle sedatives in his stepfather’s drinks, according to court documents. Tyler Rabenhorst-Malone was charged with placing foreign objects in edibles and second-degree recklessly endangering safety. In January 2018, Rabenhorst-Malone’s stepdad went to the hospital with a droopy face, slurred speech and heavy breathing, officials said. Doctors told him the symptoms were from a combination of drinking energy drinks, stress and a lack of sleep. But when it happened again in April, he started to monitor his beverages and the symptoms disappeared.

According to a complaint, Rabenhorst-Malone’s mom and stepdad reported that a box of oxytocin mixed with rompun was missing from their barn in April 2018. Once the stepdad started to suspect his stepson was doing something to him, he found used syringes that he thought Rabenhorst-Malone was using to put the cattle sedative in his drinks, according to the complaint. Liquid saved from several of Rabenhorst-Malone’s stepdad’s drinks tested positive for the cattle sedative.

I gotta tell ya, I think that’s pretty funny myself. I stand with the kid who pumped his dad full of cattle tranquilizers by putting it in his energy drinks. We were all kids once. If you can’t understand why the kid thought this would be funny then you had a shitty and boring childhood. I for one appreciate a kid who doesn’t sit on his ass all day and play with an iPad. Kids need to get out there and do some exploring. If that exploring leads to discovering cattle tranquilizers then so be it. That’s what happens.

What a bitch move by the dad to call the cops on his own son for this. Grow up dude. Be a little less dramatic. So your kid got his hands on some cow tranqs and wanted to see what they would do when given to a human being, so what? No way the dad was going to agree to it outright so the kid took matters into his own hands and slipped a few drops in the dad’s Monster. Has the dad never heard of a prank before? Has he never had any male friends? It’s what guys do. Simple case of guys being dudes here. Nothing more, nothing less. Bottom line is that dad needs stop being such a baby. Everybody move along.