If You Don’t Laugh At Debuting UFC Fighter Ben Askren’s Boom-Roast-Fest You Suck At Life

You know, when I first watched this roasting of the UFC’s welterweight division, courtesy of Ben Askren, I thought, “I gotta blog this! How do I headline it?”

Askren then did all the work for me, and laid all the cards out on the table…

Quite simply, if you didn’t laugh at that, you suck at life.

Ben starts off weak with a weed joke about Nick Diaz that had me worried, but quickly picks up steam when he going after Colby Covington’s single-digit IQ, “Platinum” Mike Perry’s “half-that” IQ, Tyron Woodley’s horrendous rap career, and maybe funniest of all…his respect for Georges St-Pierre, and the inability to roast the GOAT. If he beats Robbie Lawler tomorrow night in convincing-enough fashion, there’s honestly no ceiling for this guy.

I think even the casual fans are going to excuse his “boring” grapplefuck style just because his shit talking is that undeniably hilarious, and the past few months speak towards that point, as he’s already one of the UFC’s most talked about fighters before he’s even debuted. Can’t wait for tomorrow.

If you’re looking for some more fresh Askren content, he and Chael Sonnen broke down the best and worst trash talk in all of combat sports yesterday with my guy Brett Okomoto, and gave a bit of a lesson on the do’s and don’t’s!

Check it out below…