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Cop Has The Perfect Reaction When He Finds Out His Prisoner Escaped By Jumping Out Of A Window

Source - A handcuffed suspect who jumped out a window at the Rock County Sheriff’s Office was taken into custody hours later. 17-year-old Quantrell Dylan Schwartzlow jumped out a second-story window and fled on foot while handcuffed in front of his body. Police two hours later found Schwartzlow at a friend’s house at the 700 block of Yuba Street in Janesville and took him into custody without incident.

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“Oh no fucking way!” Couldn’t have said it better myself, officer. The last thing I’d expect of a bro in a Callaway golf hat would be to jump out of a second story window a la Ted Bundy.

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I’d expect him to call his dad (who happens to be a lawyer) and bitch until he got bailed out. I think the whole thing may have been a spur of the moment decision because he looked just as surprised as I was when the cop closed the door. Like, “I can’t believe this mother fucker is ’bout to leave me alone.” His face would make the perfect meme.

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He fully committed to the escape too. I mean he SPRINTED across the lawn.

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Too bad it only took fourteen minutes to get caught because he went to his friend’s house to (I assume) smoke weed out of some sort of gravity bong. Whenever I see people do something like this I always try to put myself in the criminal’s shoes. Like how low of a place would I have to be in to run from the cops? I’d have to be accused of something heinous like murder. Framed for it too, not actually committed it. That way I could get out and clear my name like Mark Wahlberg in the 2007 action-packed thriller, Shooter. That’s the only reason I’d try to run, other than that I’m rotting in a cell. Who knows what this kid did, but good on him for giving an escape the old college try. I’m sure that’ll help his chances in court.