"Vaping Is For Soy Boy Beta Cucks" - Kim Jong-Un, Probably
You can barely step out of your house these days without seeing some punk ass college or high school kid walking around ripping a Juul. But while vaping may be marketed as a…cleaner(?) alternative to smoking cigarettes, Kim Jong-Un is simply not here for that shit. Kimmy J says that he’s here for a good time, not a long time. And if he wants to get his smoke on, then he’s going to grab a pack of Marlboro reds like a man instead of breaking out the vape like some soy boy beta cuck.
You think it’s cool to Juul? Think again, bitch. Kim Jong-Un wouldn’t hit a Juul even if blowing up the entire western civilization depended on it. Sure, Kim Jong-Un may enjoy treating himself to a few margaritas whilst listening to his favorite Katy Perry jams on repeat from time to time…
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…but he would never be caught vaping. Plus, we all know that KimJo Slice needs to uphold a god-like appearance to the people in North Korea. Tough news for him is that there’s already a god of vaping, and he goes by the name of Tommy Smokes. So unless we get a Tommy Smokes vs Kimmy Tokes battle for worldwide nicotine supremacy here, Kim Jong-Un is stuck puffin’ on those Marlboros.