TikTok Thursdays Ft. KBnoswag and special guest KFC
In case you missed Week 1 (Detailed explanation of the app) Week 2 Week 3,Week 4, Week 5, Week 6, Week 7 or Week 8 of Tiktok Thursdays, I do some deep dives on this app to find some of the weirdest content I can find for you guys. This week has some real doozies, and I have KB back to offer some insightful commentary alongside a very special guest in KFC. Reminder that Barstool Sports is now in the TikTok game, and we’ve basically had the biggest growth in the game thanks to the brain trust team of Logan, Quigs, Kate and I.
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Anyway, back to the weird shit.
1.
Kenjac: You know the Truth Campaign is running out of steam if this is what they’re resorting to
KFC: Call up the fuckin Academy right now. Best Actor for this dead dad, Best Supporting Actress for his prepubescent daughters who brought a tear to my eye as their father flatlined as a cancer victim.
KB: All jokes aside, we’re CRIMINALLY close to seeing an actual death on TikTok with Rascal Flats or some shit playing in the background.
2.
Kenjac:Something tells me that he ended up funnling both the bud heavy and the dew, much to the dismay of that pacemaker.
KFC: Precrime! Sound the Alarm! PRECRIME! Make your choice: Arrest this dude right now or dont come crying to me when someone is assaulted.
KB: I usually feel an inkling of guilt when I degrade these subhumans, but this guy should 100% just kill himself now.
3.
Kenjac: RIP in piece
KFC: As a father of 2 kids who like watching the Mickey Mouse Club, this fucked me up, man. Cut me to my core. Worlds colliding. Tiktok should never intersect with small kids, yet I suspect it definitely does.
KB: I’ve never in my life felt empathy for a non-animated rodent but holy shit, imagine being that rat for even 15 seconds.
4.
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Kenjac: Politics aside, it’s nice of Kellyanne Conway to take a pic with a fan
KFC: White people are the WORST.
KB: My mom used to sing me the chorus of this song before bed (in a non life-threatening manner) and now I wanna retroactively call CPS on her.
5.
Kenjac: This is me trying to get Kristina Schulman’s attention
KFC: This is basically what I did to actually get Kristina Schulman’s attention
KB: This is me trying to get Kaitlin Bennett’s attention so I can tell her that I, too, defecated my trousers during my time at Kent State.
6.
Kenjac: Things that get women the most wet: 1. This tiktok 2. Black mold in your bathroom 3. Actual showers
KFC: Genuinely jealous of people with this little shame/dignity/awareness. How someone can press publish on that and be like “Yup. I’m sexy.” I will never understand.
KB: Non West Virginians can’t fathom the lack of self awareness/delusion/repulsion of guys like this, but these dudes are ACTIVELY fucking in places that are severely affected by the opioid crisis.
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Kenjac: One of many life’s mysteries is how men have such an outrageous amount of undeserved confidence
KFC: Someone please just motherfuckin ride it, make the TikToks stop.
KB: See above.
8.
Kenjac: We’re so close to finally having the society from Idiocracy with Dax Shepard as a lawyer
KFC: Charlie Kelly, Attorney At Bird Law or this guy. Choose your fighter.
KB: The demon in the corner of your prison cell when you have sleep paralysis after a night of getting y…after a long night.
9.
Kenjac: They always say Yee Haw, but they never ask Haw Yee 
KFC: I gotta be honest that was smooth as fuck.
KB: See two above. Not even a joke. This is the guy you see at a rural Brantley Travis tailgate with an inexplicably hot girlfriend.
10.
Kenjac: This one seriously broke me. Shattered my spirit into a million pieces. I’m sorry for having brought it to your attention.
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KFC: Kenjac, I’m now speaking directly to you. Listen up. You are a motherfucker for this one. You’re genuinely a bad person for bringing this to the masses. I could have gone my whole life not knowing Betsy Robinson and her rubber arms. But then you come along and put it right in my face. Fuck you man. Seriously fuck you.
KB: I’m retiring.
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