New College Trend: Peeing In Your Buddy's Mouth At The Pregame

Nothing says “fun” like pretending to pee in your buddy’s mouth at the pregame, ammirite fellas? I’m sure all the girls there loved it too. No chance any of them turned around and shit on these guys in their group chat. They probably thought they were the coolest, most eligible bachelors in the whole damn party.  Why wouldn’t they? They didn’t miss a drop. It’s like they’ve been practicing for weeks. My only gripe is that the size of the spout was too big. If you really want to wow the ladies you need to make sure things are to scale. Regardless, good on these guys for putting themselves out there. The kid who swallowed a snake has nothing on them.

It’s funny because whenever I see videos like these I always want to make it about how kids nowadays are different, but I can’t. The exact same stuff was going on when I was in college, the only difference was people didn’t have cell phones to film it. It sucks, but it’s true. It’s a thousand times harder to get away with anything even remotely racy now than it was ten years ago. Whatever. Next time these kids decide to pretend to drink each others pee, hopefully they make sure there aren’t any cameras around.