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Cardi B Celebrated Her New Single By Letting Offset Fuck Her Shoulder On Instagram

Incase you haven’t listened to the new Cardi B/Bruno Mars single, ‘Please Me’, here it is…

Not as good as Finnese, but no one asked me. Anyway, I’m not sure Cardi B knows she’s famous. I think she knows she’s popular, but I don’t think she understands that she’s a Grammy award winning artist with 40 million followers on Instagram. In her head she’s still a stripper from the Bronx. Which is great, I’m just not used to seeing people getting choked out and shoulder-fucked on Instagram. (I didn’t even realize he was doing it until he started to body roll towards the end) I’m used to videos of dogs chasing their tails and basketball highlights. But hey, maybe I’m just a prude. Maybe this is what true love looks like in 2019. All I know is that Cardi is the most popular female rapper on the planet and she likes to get FREAKY on camera. Offset does too and there’s nothing wrong with that. Hopefully he can keep her satisfied. I’d say I want to see what happens behind the scenes, but I don’t think I do. So congrats on the new single and a huge congrats on the sex, you two.

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PS:  I can’t not think of this video when I think of Cardi.