This Little Girl Needs To Stop Snitching On These Escaping Chimps in Ireland

Listen, this little girl has the cutest voice in history and is probably a delightful young lady, but we gotta ixnay on the tattle taling here. Let the Chimps do their thing! Those things are the closest we got to biological cousins on this here 3rd rock from the sun, if there’s any species we should let slide on a little woopty-doop escape attempt it’s right here. Instead of “Don’t escape you bad little grilla!”, maybe go give em a hand and a change of clothes so they blend in a little better with the pale Irish populace. “You betta tell somebudy!” should be “call up Cousin Cian and see if he has any spare bedrooms so we can keep these guys off the street for a little while”. I don’t want to come down too hard here on little Saoirse/Siobhan/Sinead as I’m sure we can only go up from here. Her passion is there, we just gotta get her fighting for the right side.

P.S. This may be the single cutest video I’ve ever seen.