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Women Are Putting Their Own Breast Milk, Placentas, And Other Weird Stuff Into Jewelry - What The Fuck?

I just had a late lunch. It just started processing in my stomach. I was scrolling my Twitter feed real quick, and what do I find? Breast milk jewelry. What the actual fuck people?

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I don’t get nauseous very easily, but I honestly had to take a few deep breaths reading this shit. I know some people put their deceased family members in rings, but I can at least reason with that because you’re always carrying a little bit of that person with you at all times.

Not here. What could compel you to mail in your own breast milk to a company and want a piece of jewelry in return to wear everyday. It’s not just break milk. We’re talking umbilical cords, hair, placenta, flakes, etc. What’s next? Pee? Cum? There’s some weird fucking people out there folks.

I thought it was odd when I heard girls throw out their old underwear and buy new ones when they break up with a guy, to help forget them. We’ve topped that today. God help us all.