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There Needs To Be a Documentary About The List of Stud Athletes and Celebrities Who Attended The University of Florida in 2007

I think we all knew that Tebow, Urban Meyer, Aaron Hernandez, Cooper, Harvin, Carlos Dunlap, Joe Haden the Pouncey twins were there at the same time as Billy Donovan, Al Horford, Parsons, Joakim Noah, and Corey Brewer. That alone is insane, but I had absolutely no clue about the rest. Dan Blizerian Ryan Lochte, Billy Horschel were there too? WHAT! While all these unreal sports teams were dominating, Lochte was training to be an olympic gold medalist swimmer while Blizerian was busy taking all of the poor kids money in poker. You ever wonder why Tim Tebow became so religious? It’s because of all the shit that was going down on campus in 2007.

The list keeps going actually. Kayce Smith’s girlfriend Laura Rutledge, who went on to become Miss Florida, was there as well. Brodie Smith the popular frisbee guy and model Kelly Carrington also.

I know we joke that there should be a documentary about everything these days, but I NEED one on the University of Florida in the year 2007. Interview every student you can find and give me all of the dirt.

Also, don’t sleep on MLB player Matt LaPorta

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You know out of all of these All-Americans and celebrities, Matt LaPorta was the guy carrying the big stick on campus. What a legend making that initial list.