It Looks Like The TSA Fixed Their Worker Shortage Problem During The Government Shutdown By Hiring Kids To Work The Security Lines

Let me just make this perfectly clear to start this blog. I have noooooo fucking idea what’s going on in this picture. I don’t know if this kid was jokingly dressed up like a TSA agent and just happened to look like he was checking a bag, is really a grown man that has the Andy Milonakis disease that makes him look like a 12-year-old, is Mason Ramsey using his clout to make a very weird personal dream come true, or today was Bring Your Kid To Check For Bombs At Work Day. But that picture is OUTRAGEOUS. I don’t give a fuck if that kid is the Zion Williamson of security and was sniffing out bombs before he could crawl. I do not want some twerpy kid being the person to see if anything is being snuck onto a plane. That’s why I never complain about long lines at TSA. Take your fucking time and strip search anyone you think might be a threat. I don’t care if it’s a baby or someone’s great great nana. In fact, search them twice. That’s exactly the type of person you would never expect a terrorist to use. I’d rather be running to my flight after a 2 hour security wait than blowing up on it with no wait. Which is why having your TSA agent more worried about next week’s math test than any potential weapon getting smuggled onto a plane is not exactly ideal. That being said, this airport is open season for anybody looking to travel with weed. No way that nerd has any clue what the devil’s lettuce looks like.

Also I would think this breaks every imaginable child labor law in the U.S., so I bet the TSA is just calling him an intern, which pretty much gives them the right to make him work 24/7 for no money in exchange for a credit in class. What a loophole internships are. If that is the case, hats off to the TSA for solving their problem since it seems like adults with bills had enough of not being paid during the shutdown. I also admittedly say that as a poor blogger that would rather get sucked into a plane’s engine than pay for and travel with my two young kids. Hope everyone with lives and disposable income has fun traveling this weekend!