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Hey Cody Parkey...SEE YA

Ryan Pace is already getting to WORK on the 2019 NFL season. I think everyone wants Robbie Gould to be brought back in, but realistically we don’t care who it is as long as it’s not Cody Parkey. Sign Nick Folk…sure, draft Matt Guy…go for it, poach Stephen Gostowski from the Patriots…that’d be great, hell…bring in WSD for a try-out. Literally anyone besides Parkey so we can all just put this shit behind us. He wasn’t cut out for Chicago. Look out your window

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Then look at his face

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He’s a fucking cabana boy. He doesn’t belong in Chicago. He reminds me of the douchebag mortgage broker idiot from “The Big Short”

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Get his face out of my face so we can never talk about the double doink again.

I do LOVE that everyone in the organization seems focused on 2019 already. Akiem Hicks is out on twitter publicly trying to get Amos to re-sign

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Wreak havoc. K.I.L.L. This team doesn’t have a lot of holes and it sounds like Pace is going to remove the one big loser distraction from the 2018 season.