T-Pain Is Out Here Asking The Important Question: What Happened To Music In Porn?

There are lots of things to complain about in our world today, like NFL referee fuck ups, children reading too early, or people who don’t think the day after the Super Bowl should be a national holiday. Well, while we’re all losing out shit about those sort of topics, our pal T-Pain has had it up to here with porn. No, he’s not anti-porn by any means (you’ll see what I mean about that in a moment). T-Pain, a musical wizard by trade, is perplexed why they stopped playing music in porn. The man needs his rhythm, and rightfully so. We all do. Rhythm might be the single most important thing in the world. When you’re in a rhythm you are at the peak of your abilities, regardless what you are doing. There arguably is no better feeling than being in a rhythm whether you are playing sports, doing your job, communicating words with other human beings at a bar, having sex, or in this case jerking off. When your rhythm gets interrupted you are left rendered useless. It’s like when Bradley Cooper stops taking his NZT pill in ‘Limitless’ and his face becomes really pale. The same happens to T-Pain when he’s cooking with his vinegar strokes and the music shuts off.

So what did happen to music in porn? My guess is that the music industry started suing porn companies for using their songs free of charge in their videos, because nothing is free in this world. Now I assume T-Pain watches the more known actresses when he’s in his mood, based off the fact Jada Fire is his favorite.

If he was more into the HD amateur stuff that KFC likes, he’d get some instrumental hip-hop beats with his adult films. You really only hear actual popular music being played during porn compilations these days, which are impossible to watch and get the job done too because there’s simply too much going on. Tough times for my guy Pain. Maybe he’ll have to sync up his Spotify or Apple Music to his porn and have it going in the background. That’s going the extra mile, but if it means you’re going to get in a rhythm then you need to take all precautions and set yourself up for a big time performance. T-Pain is as big a porn guy as they come, and he lets everyone know that. This guy must have hundreds of sex tapes of himself just hidden in his house.

I’ve personally never been this guy. I like to watch movies that make me incredibly sad to the point where I contemplate making major life changes the moment I get off the plane. I don’t make those changes, but it’s the thought that counts.

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Is there porn on Instagram? Do I not know something?

J.J.O.

I’m curious as well, T-Pain. Was everything missionary or did they do some crazy shit? I find it hard to believe the proper people back in the day in those black and white videos were secretly 69ing and throat fucking behind closed doors. It’s all speculation and T-Pain wants to get to the bottom of it. I respect a man who doesn’t hide his thoughts.

It looks like he’s going to get his wish though!

It’s got to be a little strange jerking off to porn that is playing your own music.