Woman Gets Caught Court-Side Willing To Risk It All For LaMarcus Aldridge At The Spurs-Pistons Game

Must be nice, LaMarcus. Dude is just standing on the sideline and he’s got women in absolute awe of his presence. Imagine being so physically impressive downstairs that you have women openly taking pictures of your situation in public while you’re wearing clothes? Could that really be her boyfriend sitting next to her? They’re sitting very close to each other that it’s possible. I mean if you’re him you have to just get up and leave immediately. You lost, there’s nothing you can do. Third date, six months, two years however long you’ve been seeing her it’s irrelevant. You thought you were the man buying two court-side seats to Spurs-Pistons in Detroit, but instead you served up your girl to a 6’11” six time all-star on a silver plate. You live and you learn. God it must be unreal to be a pro athlete on the road.

Switching gears, this reminded me of the opening scene of a BLACKED porn video. Very pretty girl doing something in public with her boyfriend and she becomes bored. The voice over starts and she’s complaining about her sex life and not being adventurous enough. She sees a very attractive black man on the court and acknowledges to him that she wants to have intercourse with him. He gives her a wink. Fast forward an hour after the game and they’re having sex in his apartment. Don’t pretend you haven’t seen those, don’t do this. While we’re on the topic, doesn’t it seem like those video production costs are outrageous? They’re basically made by Oscar directors and filmed in insane places with a budget of like $10 million. Maybe I just think too much, but there can’t be anyway they make money.