Jon Jones* Regains The UFC Light Heavyweight Championship* With A Third-Round TKO Finish*

Congratulations to Jon Jones* for regaining his UFC Light Heavyweight Championship* tonight with an incredibly impressive performance and stoppage of Alexander Gustafsson*. He looked great* in there tonight*, and this victory, especially after another long layoff, cements his status as the greatest* mixed martial artist of all time*. Pretty damn cool that we were just able to watch he and Nunes, the greatest women’s mixed martial artist of all time, compete back-to-back. Historical night for the UFC indeed.

After the fight, as we all expected, “Bones” once again called out longtime rival Daniel Cormier (with very low energy, might I add)…

…and DC had this to say following Jones’ victory*:

I’m going to get a head start on my “Jon Jones stripped of the UFC Light Heavyweight Championship” blog now before bed just in case he pops again by dawn. ‘Cause we all know that’ll happen again, and when it does…I won’t be surprised, motherfuckers.

Felt great to be blogging again, though. Here’s to a phenomenal 2019 for all of us.