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How Lame Are The Royals That Meghan Markle Wearing Dark Nail Polish Is Seen As Rebellious?

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TODAY- Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, surprised the crowd when she made an unannounced appearance at the 2018 British Fashion Awards in London on Monday. Everyone was so busy obsessing over how stunning the former Meghan Markle, 37, looked in her one-shoulder Givenchy gown, that it took a minute to notice her other major style statement of the evening: dark nail polish. The color of her manicure may not seem like a big deal, but her dark nail varnish definitely broke what many would consider fashion precedent. There has long been an unspoken royal rule than women only wear clear or neutral shades of nail polish. The duchess was on stage to present the British Womenswear Designer of the Year to her wedding dress designer, Clare Waight Keller, artistic director of Givenchy. In her chic monochromatic look, she delivered an inspiring speech about women’s empowerment.

What a bunch of fucking losers the Royals are. Jesus christ. I want it on record that I’m a big Meghan Markle fan. She seems cool and normal and she’s American and she has a fucked up family which makes her super relatable but I absolutely despise the Royal family. This is yet another example of why. Markle wore dark nail polish to an award show which apparently broke some sort of unwritten rule the Royals have so now people are acting like she murdered somebody in cold blood in broad daylight.

This should be the first thing that comes up when talking about how lame the Royal family is. How lame is the Royal family, you ask? They’re so lame that they have an unwritten rule that they will only wear neutral shades of nail polish. Remember when Meghan Markle closed her own car door and everyone in the UK media lost their shit? That’s the type of culture we’re dealing with here. Shame on the media for buying into the Royals bullshit. They wield no real power! None! The media just as culpable as the Royals themselves for this stupid shit.

Do you think there’s any part of Meghan Markle that regrets marrying into the Royal family? I bet there is. It’s probably a very very very very very very small part of her because her life is set forever now but she has to sorta hate being associated with such a lame bunch. It’s why there’s all those reports that Megahn Markle and Kate Middleton hate each other’s guts. We all should’ve seen that dynamic coming from a mile away. Meghan has to despise that Kate loves being the perfect royal. I hope Meghan Markle breaks all the rules and brings down the whole family.