Some Mamaluke Went Ballistic And Started Throwing Stuff At A Deli Worker Because His Bacon, Egg, And Cheese Sandwich On A Cinnamon Raising Bagel Was Taking Too Long
NBC- An irate deli customer is wanted for his violent tantrum in which he attacked a worker when he was told his wait time for a bacon, egg and cheese sandwich would take at least five minutes, police said. The customer at the Hi Mango Flushing Avenue Deli in Bushwick demanded his order of a bacon, egg and cheese on a toasted cinnamon raisin bagel “right NOW” at around 4:30 a.m. on Sunday, Nov. 25, according to cellphone video provided by deli workers.
When the worker, Sanjay Patel, told the customer that he had several orders ahead of him and that it would take around 5 to 10 minutes, the customer became angry. Patel told News 4 New York on Wednesday, “He just kept throwing stuff at my head,” including a bag of bread, a computer tablet, a metal stand lying on the counter and a hand basket. “When I sleep, nighttime, I still dream it, because he told me, too, ‘I’m going to shoot you,'” said Patel. “He told me he gonna shoot me.” Patel said the man hopped into a waiting car with two other men after Patel called police. He was treated for bruises at the hospital, but said he’s still scared to come to work, not knowing if the customer will come back.
Anyone who recognizes the man in the surveillance video is asked to contact NYPD Crime Stoppers at nypdcrimestoppers.com
Imagine having a video go viral and becoming a wanted man in New York while also revealing yourself as a complete lunatic. Yeah I guess throwing a tablet at some dude’s head because you don’t like the age old concept of “waiting your turn” is fucked up. But we have all been in that grumpy hangry state that Snickers made an entire commercial series about (the Aretha Franklin one is my favorite).
But I can’t allow this guy to throw a fit over a bacon egg and cheese on a cinnamon raisin bagel. Don’t get me wrong, the bacon egg and cheese is fine. It’s the king of breakfast sandwiches and there is no #EmbracingDebate about that. Just saying it is fun. Bakineggancheez. But you can’t throw the GOAT sandwich on a cinnamon raisin. Yeah I know how good the salty and sweet combo is. I believe that PB&J sandwiches should still be in your rotation after your graduate from elementary school and kettle corn is the closest thing we have to proving God exists. However the BEC doesn’t need to turn into some gimmick sandwich on it’s own. It would be like running a trick play when you have Tom fucking Brady under center. You know what happens when you put that BEC on a cinnamon raisin? This.
I apologize Pats fans, because that game hurt us Giants fans just as much as you but I had to prove a point
If you want that sweet and salty taste, put some Cinnamon Toast Crunch on your bacon egg and cheese and then wash it all down with a glass full of bleach because you just ruined TWO of the pillars of a great breakfast.
The biggest shock in all this however is that this cashier was traumatized from it. If I had to guess, I would say a meltdown like this happens at your local bodega once a week, minimum. And I’m just talking weeknights. Think about all the drunk idiots in New York City on a random Saturday night then think of how those idiots are all going to feed themselves when they are black out drunk. A corner deli making it a night without a dickhead screaming about their order seems like it would be the true shock. I guess you learn something new every day, like that there are idiots that ruin a perfectly good bacon egg and cheese by putting it on a cinnamon raisin bagel despite living in a city with fantastic hard rolls (poppy seed are the best) or a million different bagel flavors.