Harvard (Not Illinois State University) Professor Says You Should Only Eat 6 Fries Per Serving

Fuck that and fuck you, buddy. I eat more than 6 in each handful. Well, probably not. I think 5 french fries per bite is just about perfect. I, like most of you, eat my french fries whilst driving my F250 down the roads of Texas. When I reach my little dick skinner in the bag, I pull out a clump of fries. I have never nor will I ever eat only one fry at a time. That being said, I will never eat only eat 6 fries in a serving.

I would rather not be served at all than get a serving size that will be barely wet my whistle with goldeny goodness. If that makes me a fat ass, than in the words of former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin, grow baby, grow.

I think that might be drill baby drill but my google internet isnt working so I cant check. Sorry.