Denmark Will Now Banish Foreign Criminals To A Remote Island - Genius!
Foreign criminals sentenced to deportation are to be banished to a remote island off the coast of Denmark, the country’s government has announced. Finance minister Kristian Jensen said the criminals will be detained at a facility on Lindholm, an uninhabited seven-hectare island in the province of Vordingborg.
The tough scheme was set up as part of an agreement between Denmark’s conservative coalition government and its anti-immigration ally, the Danish People’s Party (DF). The DF’s official Twitter account celebrated the announcement by publishing an animated cartoon which shows a dark-skinned man being dumped by a ship on a desert island.
A spokesman for the party said: “Foreign criminals have no reason to be in Denmark. Until we can get rid of them, we will move them to the island of Lindholm, where they will be obliged to stay at the new deportation centre at night.
I am standing right now and giving Denmark a standing ovation. I’ve talked about something like this for as long as I’ve had rational thoughts inside my brain. There needs to be a remote, deserted island where we can just banish people for good. Who would I banish? Greg Bird, Sonny Gray, Jordan Rodgers, Carrabis, NYC bicyclists, people who spam call you during the day, those guys that come to your door selling knives, everyone from Florida, the people who quit their jobs and are traveling the world solely on travel points, the girl who put her dog in the washing machine to entertain Instagram followers, along with many other people who do not deserve to exist in modern day society. They should just be put on an island and be forced to fend for themselves in a Hunger Games environment. Denmark just changed the game. Don’t put these people in jail, just send them away so we never have to hear or deal with them again. It’s so simple, yet so perfect.