This Is Somehow A Real Picture Of Sixers GM Elton Brand And Not An Image From A NBA2K Press Conference

OK, Elton. OK. Going full on computer analytics has had a physical effect on the GM. Pretty soon he’s gonna get down on the court during games and start giving players the players hell on the bench. Good talk, coach!

Oh, and Jimmy Butler had a lot of enlightening things to say to the Philly media asking the same questions in 4,000 different ways, such as:

Jimmy loves Domino’s!
Jimmy plays cards!
Jimmy still loves country music!
Jimmy drives a minivan!
Jimmy’s gonna get you, Kramer!

We’ll see how all this translates during his debut tomorrow night in Orlando. Especially the minivan part. Let the Butler era, rejoice.

PS – There’s no more of a video game figure in real life than the 7’7 high school basketball gem who slays on the hardwood and reeks havoc on Oddjob, 64-bit style off the court. Love this guy.