Sunshine State AFTP
So, I am headed down to America’s Dick today (aka Florida)… Grabbing a flight to Jacksonville now, and then thumbing it over to Gainesville… Will be on campus by noon, I suppose.
In honor of the trip, I thought this week’s Ass From The Past should be some sexy college girls from the past. And if we’re talking about girls from the past, we might as well narrow down the field to just the state of Florida (since that is where I am headed). And, if we’re talking about sexy girls from the past from the state of Florida, then one group of broads in particular immediately springs to mind.
That’s right…The Golden Girls.
F, M, and 2 K’s… Who you got?
The Golden Girls is an American sitcom created by Susan Harris that originally aired on NBC from September 1985 to May 1992, with a total of 180 half-hour episodes spanning seven seasons. The show stars Bea Arthur (the dude), Betty White (the ditzy one), Rue McClanahan (the slut), and Estelle Getty (the mensch) as four older women who share a home in Miami, Florida.
Since these girls could not summon up an erection unless they filled my pockets with cement, that is all I am going to write about them… Ever.
“Thank you for being a friend”, now feel free to die.
Instead, this week’s AFTP’s are the FSU Cowgirls…
In a 2005 ABC college football broadcast, a cameraman panning through the student section in Tallahassee stopped on four young ladies cheering on the ‘Noles.
If the video doesn’t load, Brent Musburger (in his infinite wisdom) upon seeing the ladies, immediately said, “1,500 red-blooded Americans just decided to apply to Florida State.”
The girls’ lineup was constantly changing from then on out (including future WWE personality, Lana), but the cornerstone of the operation was Jenn Sterger, seen here in the black t-shirt…
The quality of ^ the above pic is purposely grainy because the young lassie on the left is wearing a bikini bottom that is not doing its job too well.
Jenn, later on, became a model and sideline reporter for the Jets before being embroiled in a Brett Favre dick-pic scandal.
If you need an update on her, she recently married the Arizona Diamondbacks’ Jewish first baseman, Cody Decker, in January of this year.
Seems like the lineup of the Cowgirls had a core 3, including this girl in the middle, who I think is named Crystal.
I know nothing about her, except she doesn’t eat a ton of carbs, apparently…
And hates wearing anything that sits high on the hips…
They are closing the cabin doors now and the woman seated next to me is visibly disgusted with what I am writing, so I will quit here… Good weekend, all.
Take a report.
-Large
One more thing… I shouldn’t head to UF without posting at least one or two Gator girls…
And maybe one or two more…
God bless America… Go Gators.