22 Savage Tried To Make A Viral Video By Asking College Students If They Would Suck A Dick To Save Their Mother's Life

Someone get this guy a show. That kind of creativity only comes around once in a generation. I’ll break it down for those of you who couldn’t keep up: he asked students if they would suck a dick to save their mother’s life, if they say yes, he flames them for being gay, and if they say no, he calls them a bad person. Clever, right? And just to be clear 22 Savage is not the same person as 21 Savage. He’s a comedian/troll who used to go by “Funny Ass Mike” then changed his name to 22 Savage– I guess to get attention. You can read more about him here, although I advise against it. No need to upset yourself on a Friday.

I think the reason this annoys me so much is because he’s clearly just making this video to get attention and it’s working. Like he actually thinks that he’ll be able to parlay this video into something bigger. Maybe I would understand it if he were a C-list or even D-list celebrity, but he’s not. He’s whatever is below Z-list. A nobody. An idiot with zero self awareness who makes cringeworthy dick sucking videos on the internet. Not the good kind either. I feel like I need to apologize for making you all watch that video, so I’ll end the blog here. 22 Savage, bless your heart and may God have mercy on your soul.

 PS: To answer the hypothetical- yes.