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Watching This Angry New Jersey Transit Commuter Get Bodybagged By The Other Passengers On Her Broken Down Train Is A Little Slice Of Heaven

610 MOBO ( Montclair Boonton) Train From PENN. I started this 4 minutes late into her RANT. Train from NY PENN lost power on Bridge before Newark Broad Street. Marissa from NJT, what a hero. Passenger from HELL taking it out on ALL of us. Her actions delayed us as Police were called. Jersey strong….NOT! Nice JOB Lady, hope your Orange Jumpsuit fits….

I can’t believe I am saying this, but watching someone meltdown on the INCOMPETENT New Jersey Transit actually reestablished my faith in humanity. Upset of the century. I guess this lady actually losing her marbles didn’t have much to do with that. But seeing everybody rally around how awful she is during a shitty situation was pretty extraordinary. It was like the boat scene from The Dark Knight when people decide not to blow up the other boat. But instead of holding a vote to blow up the other ship or having Deebo throw the detonator into the water, we had an entire car of people whose souls have been chewed up and spit out by the rat race turn into a peanut gallery and tell this Negative Nancy to jump her silly ass off the train or get another job. You love to see it. Sure paying a shitload of money to commute on trains that break down all the time only to arrive into an overcrowded city full of garbage has us all ready to turn into mushroom cloud laying motherfuckers, motherfucker. But you have to realize that we are all in this struggle together. The commuters, the ticket takers, the conductors. All one big, unhappy family trying to get through 5 days of hell for a few minutes of happiness during the weekend. You can upgrade that unhappiness into straight misery if the trains stop working because a twig ended up on the tracks. But going crazy whenever something goes wrong, which is often, only makes matters worse for everyone like fighting against a Chinese finger trap. Which is why watching everyone on that train unite as one against a lone sour puss is as close to a real life feel good story as you will get in the Tri-State Area.

So thank you to the good people grinding out the commute for making me believe in mankind again and thank you YouTube user sphincter puss for uploading this clip of Northeastern kumbaya onto the internet.

You know I had to include a relevant video of the GOAT NJ Transit meltdown.