If You Don't Like Adam Thielen's Cleats Then Something Is Wrong With Your Medulla Oblongata

I’ve been reading Waterboy quotes and laughing out loud for the last 15 minutes. And I like Vicki, and she like me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!

But as I was saying, Adam Thielen is once again crushing the cleats game. Last week he went Mighty Ducks

and now he’s giving respect to the legend that is Bobby Boucher of the South Central Louisiana State University Mud Dogs. There’s just no chance he doesn’t put up yet another 100 yard game today. He might never have under 100 yards in a game ever again to be honest.

What a freaking beast. And now with Bobby Boucher on his feet? Oh boy. Captain Insano shows no mercy. Pray for the Jets.