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Deontay Wilder Apparently Has No Idea There Are Human Beings In Mascot Suits, Ruthlessly Breaks Mascot's Jaw Punching A Burrito As Hard As He Can

*Originally posted over the weekend, bumped for all who may have missed this incredible clip*

Just imagine: you’re in a mascot suit, dressed as, I don’t even really know…a burrito? A burrito. You likely hate your job, as an intern or whatever for some television station. You’re in a ridiculous outfit, bouncing around like an idiot in front of a boxer you’re probably not too familiar with – and in an instant – in a FLASH, you’re unconscious, on the ground, and coming-to with a broken god damn jaw. Because Deontay Wilder just punched you in the face as hard as he possibly could.

I literally sat on my couch and cried laughing, watching this clip over and over, picturing the clueless victim just writhing in pain and having no idea why, for maaaaaybe 20 minutes today. Just couldn’t believe it. All of it. The fact that he was dressed like a burrito during it, the fact that Deontay claims he had no idea human beings were in mascot suits…the post-punch scream…all of it.

God bless the internet, undefeated as always.