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And Here We Have Joel Embiid Kissing A Bald Asian Man On The Head In The Middle Of A Game In China

JoJo. What a national, African, and worldwide treasure. Legend has it that Joel Embiid blocked a shot down from the heavens which landed on the mortal Asian’s dome. JoJo then descended down from the almighty to ensure good luck and fortune via a kiss to the balding head of the Earthly creature. What a scene. Never in my life would I think I’d be jealous of a 5’4 balding Asian man rocking a knockoff Chinese Iverson jersey, yet here we are.

The Sixers seem to be enjoying their Chinese preseason tour and heating up for the season. In fact, let’s check in on if JJ Reddick is ready to ball this year:

Sweet Jesus. The only other time that statline is present is after somebody gets set ablaze in NBA Jam. Love it. CUE IT!