Kanye West's Dad Beat Prostate Cancer And To Celebrate Him And Kanye Ate A Plate Of Bugs

You know what? I was all prepared to make fun of Kanye West and his dad for eating a plate of bugs after Kanye’s pops beat cancer but I’m not gonna do that because I don’t know what it’s like to beat cancer. For all I know, I’d be scarfing down a a plate of cockroaches after I got the all clear too. Think about it, you beat this horrific thing that kills way too many people every single day so now you feel like you wanna do things you hadn’t done before the cancer. Might as well eat a plate full of mother fucking bugs! Maybe go sky diving and bungee jumping in the same day. The thought that a person who beats cancer wants to do something out of the ordinary seems like a completely rational thing to do. So Kanye and his dad at a plate full of bugs.

I know what I’d do if I got cancer and then beat cancer, I’d drop acid. That’s the move for me. Because as it stands right right now I’m wayyyyyyyyyyyyy too big of a pussy to take acid. How big of a pussy am I when it comes to taking drugs? I’m such a huge pussy when it comes to taking drugs that I basically have to give myself a pep talk every time I smoke weed. I sit there with the weed, calm myself down, take a couple deep breaths, smoke the weed and then spend the next couple hours trying to pretend that I’m not jetting off the planet on a NASA rocket. If I’m with other people it’s even more of a nightmare. The way I smoke weed is strange because I essentially smoke weed and then try as hard as I possibly can to act like I didn’t just smoke weed. Very bizarre. Anyway. If the day ever comes, I’m dropping acid so look the fuck out.