Markelle Fultz Has Put Isiah Thomas' Analysis Of His Shot Down His Preseason Pants And Told Him To Shove It
Hey Isiah, with that kind of impressive analysis one would think that someday you’d make a below average NBA executive instead of the worst mankind has every seen. Jokes aside (not really joking about that), you can’t really argue that Isiah was saying inaccurate things about Fultz’s shot, er, throw this time last week. Outside of a practice setting with no resistance whatsoever, Markelle hasn’t really shown he’s cured of whatever the hell sent his decent college stroke to the 7th level of hell. I mean, look at this thing. LOOK AT IT:
No es bueno. No es muy bueno. Well, it’s been an entire offseason since Fultz’s “Shoulder” injury. There’s no reason to think the former #1 overall pick would be able to improve on his shartyness, right? RIGHT? Wrong.
A 15 foot jumper! A three with minimal hesitation! Good gravy what a lottery pick! Were they pretty? Perhaps. Not the wettest thing in the world but at least those shots are actually…shots. They’re no longer throws. Baby steps, baby. Baby steps. Not only that, Markelle is being aggressive in all aspects of the game. LOVE TO SEE IT.
Dare I say Markelle Fultz has gone from the “Yips” to “Yippie!”. I’ll be here all life, newspapers who need hacks for headlines. Now do me a favor and CUE IT!
