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No, America, I Won't Feel Bad For Yelling At And Kicking A Kid Off Of My Fortnite Stream In The Name Of Glory

(Full stream and the context involved, for you white knights, above and at twitch.tv/barstoolsports – FOLLOW)

Just as I will never apologize for making a woman cry on the court of dodgeball (as wouldn’t Brian Dawkins, FYI). As I said, the kid is on mobile. I need warrior to accompany me into the field of battle. You can’t win in warfare on mobile. You can’t even compete in warfare on mobile. I feel my correlation was correct with the fact that General Eisenhower wouldn’t send a newbie onto the beaches of Normany with a BB Gun solely because the kid called him his “Favorite General”. Nope. I’m just a General doing his job in the name of glory.

For real though I kind of felt bad using that clear child as funny content. If you watch the entire thing in context you’ll see he’ll have it made in the shade with some Barstool gear. But in the end, yelling at a kid fan and kicking them off the stream is still better than actually playing with them and ending up in the Megan’s Law database.

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