Frankie Fins Fans horrific nightmarish Week 4 wrap up, the horror
Welp that sucked.
Everything that could go wrong in Foxboro has gone wrong and the dragon is alive and well, and here we go back to the living hell that has been the AFC East since 2001. The Dolphins played as piss poor game as possible, could not get any pressure on Tom Brady, allowed Sony Michel to help the Patriots establish a running attack and struggled in the secondary. On offense, Ryan Tannehill struggled, the offense could not get anything going and the game snowballed out of control before the first half was not over. The Dolphins did not have to win the game, they could have lost and held their heads up high with a close game but getting embarrassed exposed the weak underbelly of the Dolphins, the ugly side of the team that has kept them in NFL hell for two decades.
The game did not begin poorly, as the Dolphins dodged an early bullet and made the Patriots settle for a field goal in the first quarter, but with their offense struggling their defense found itself on the field most of the first half. Add the fact the Dolphins kept giving New England first downs via penalties and were unable to get any pressure on Tom Brady and you have the recipe for disaster. With time and opportunity, Tom Brady will always take advantage and it was a pass to Cordarrelle Patterson that seemed to suck the life out of Miami as he raced down the sideline breaking ankles and spirits along the way. After the teams traded punts, any hope of a Miami win came to an end on a fumble by Ryan Tannehill recovered at the Miami 22. One play later it was James White running 22 yards and hitting pay dirt. Making matters worse the Patriots got the ball one more time before the half and scored again with Brady connecting with Phil Dorsett.
The Patriots attack continued in the second half as James White caught a touchdown pass and Sony Michel ran one in to build a 38-0 lead. As the game got out of hand Brock Osweiler replaced Ryan Tannehill, who reverted back to being Ryan Benny-Hill as the Dolphins had no possession last longer than five plays. Osweiler led the Dolphins to a meaningless touchdown drive, only adverting the shutout at 38-7, but there is no candy coating this dumpster fire, a pure disaster that only would have been worse if they decided to play dressed as a bottle of Perrier.
Totally sickening disgusting disgraceful performance, sickening terrible and incompetent. Now Dracula and Freddy Kruger lives and the Patriots likely won’t lose again until December the beast lives. It’s the nightmare that never ends. The horror, The horror The horror The horror The horror The horror The horror The horror The horror The horror The horror.
