Lovely Southern Gentleman Puts On A Recorder Concert For A Bunch Of Wild Raccoons

Do I actually know if this gentleman is from the south? No, but chances are if he were to open his mouth he’d sound like Andy Bernard playing a game of Clue. I could be wrong, he could be from northern Appalachia, but more likely than not he resides well below the Mason Dixon line. Wherever he’s from, I hope he packing heat because being around that many wild raccoons is a risk no man should take. Raccoons are some of the nastiest, dirtiest, rabies-ridden animals on planet. They’re essentially cats with thumbs that will kill you over ham sandwich.

How this guy got them to sit there as respectful members of his audience is beyond me. They were entranced. They second he started playing they came out of the woodwork to watch him play. Maybe they’ve just never see an adult play a recorder before? Most people stop after fifth grade. Regardless, hopefully he got out of there alive. No one deserves to be ripped to death my raccoons.

PS: My favorite accent of all time.