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Man Who Slept With 6,000 Dies the Way He Lived

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SourceA man nicknamed the Romeo of Rimini because he slept with so many women has died while having intercourse with a 23-year-old tourist.

Maurizio Zanfanti, Italy’s most famous playboy, was 63 when he died.

He is said to have slept with more than 6,000 women, previously boasting that in a successful summer he could sleep with around 200 women. His highest tally, he said, was 207.

He started out as a nightclub promoter in Rimini, a beach-side party town in Italy, in the 1970s when he was 17.

Working for a nightclub called Blow Up, he would chat to women on the street to try and get them to come into the venue to party. In a 2016 interview he said: ‘I think I’ve done more tourism promotion for Rimini than a hundred agencies.’ …

However, on Tuesday night he had a fatal heart attack while having sex with a woman from eastern Europe on his estate in the Pradella area of Rimini.

Before I begin to eulogize this great man, this world class swordsman, let’s do a little math. So, beginning at 17 until he was 63. That makes a 46 year career. Divide 6,000 by 46 and that averages to 130 women per year. So just over 10 per month. Or 2.5 per week. Obviously peaking during his busy summer tourist season that brought his average up. That is not difficult to believe when you’re a swarthy, sun-baked, flaxen-haired, testosterone-rich sex god like Maurizio Zanfanti. Not too much to ask at all.

So what can you say about a legendary cocksman like The Romeo of Rimini? A man who loves women as much as he did, loves life.  He had God-given talents, he made the most of them and shared them with the world. His looks. His charm. His boundless energy. His tireless penis. He used them to service the ladies, serve his community, promote tourism and spread his culture – and his seed – to women around the world.

Lastly, he died doing what he loved most. And while we are all sad to see him go, isn’t that all any of could ask for? To go out in one of our happiest moments. Dying in a way the funereal home won’t have to put a smile on your face because it’s already there? Some men are lucky enough to shuffle off this mortal coil on the golf course or while fishing. In their favorite chair or working in the garden. Maurizio Zanfanti met his great reward balls deep in an Eastern European one-third his age.

So I say, do not weep for the Romeo of Rimini. Instead, weep for us and the women who never got to bang him. He was called home because heaven needed our greatest lover more than we did. Goodnight, Sweet Prince. This world was never meant for one as beautiful as you.