Rapper Lil Xan Was Hospitalized After Eating Too Many Flamin' Hot Cheetos
NME- The rapper reassured fans his health scare wasn’t drug-related Lil Xan has revealed that his recent hospitalisation was due to eating “too many hot Cheetos”. Yesterday (September 24), the rapper concerned fans by posting an image of himself in the back of an ambulance. Later, he streamed a message to his followers via Instagram Live – explaining that his hospital visit wasn’t a result of drugs. “Ya, I went to the hospital today,” Xan confirmed during the broadcast, as he was seen preparing for his tour. “I just want to let everybody know that I was in the hospital, not due to any drugs, but I guess I ate too many hot Cheetos and it ripped [laughs] something in my stomach open a little bit and I puked a little blood. So we good.”
Rap done changed. Rap done really changed. It used to be that rappers were getting rushed to hospital with multiple gun shot wounds and stab wounds. Not anymore. Now rap has faced-tatted mutants like Lil Xan getting rushed to the hospital because his sensitive little tum tum couldn’t handle a couple handfuls of Flamin Hot Cheetos. Grow up, Peter Pan. Count Chocula. Lil Xan should have to get all his face tattoos removed after this happened. I don’t know what kind of rapping Lil Xan does but he can no longer rap about being tough or hard. Those are no longer areas Lil Xan can occupy as a rapper. Those are the rules when a snack food sends you to the emergency room. YOU’RE NAMED AFTER A DRUG DUDE.
By the way, I know that eating too many Flamin Hot Cheetos isn’t a reason to go to the hospital. It just isn’t. How do I know that? Because I’ve eaten more Flamin Hot Cheetos in one sitting than any human being ever. I used to crush bag after bag after bag and was totally fine. I was so fine that I would happily lick my fingers clean of the fire dust. I would’ve been laid up in the hospital multiple times if this was a real thing. I guarantee all of us have eaten more Flamin Hot Cheetos in one sitting than this mutant. But he probably got a stomach ache, cried a couple non-tattoo tears and called 911. Lil Xan said he puked up blood. Nope, he sure didn’t. He probably spit into the sink and saw the red Flamin Hot Cheeto dust and freaked out. Pretty damn dramatic for a guy whose name is Lil Xan.