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Your Weekly Tinder (Hinge, Bumble, And Other Dating Apps) Roundup

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[Editor’s Note: This is solely a Clickbate Smits production. All about the content, pageviews, and jokes!]

Welcome to your weekly Tinder (and other random dating site) roundup! Overall, it took me about 8 minutes to go on Reddit and other places who aggregate these original funny, strange, and sexy dating profile pics, and then provide the minimal amount of commentary…and this will easily be one of my popular pageviews posts of the week! Why? Because I’m just that much more creative and work harder than all the other bloggers combined! Duh! Oh those clicks! They’re too hot!

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One bite, everybody knows the rules!

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Counting Crows’ lead singer has to go on…Tinder???  Talk about August And Everything After your prime, amiright?!?!?!

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That self depreciation will certainly be fulfilled even more in a marital union full of unhappiness!

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You don’t have small boobs, silly!  Just look in the mirror or at an x-ray of your riddled spine at a later age!!!

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It’s not illegal to drive with your hi-beams on…on Tinder!!!

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Lucky conchylinets!

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Lady, you’re scaring your dog!

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Hey Emmanuelle, tell your boyfriend to put the toilet seat down before you Tinder! Very rude of him!

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WINNER WINNER AMERICAN CHICKEN DINNER FOUND ON TRUMP SINGLES!  MARRY THIS MAN. (A nice little throwback to when originality ruled the Earth – CLICK HERE – Then check out all my previous Smitty’s Saga For Love Dating Site Blogs!).

PS – ICYMI: Jokes!