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My 10 Commandments of Bingo Shirt Is All The Rage Today

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I literally can’t move anywhere in the office today without people commenting on my tshirt. It started the second I walked into the office. Kmarko nearly came in his pants looking at it. Coley said it was pure fire. The girls couldn’t stop staring and giggling. Even Riggs and his googly eyes seemed transfixed on it. I was literally the toast of the office. All over some random tshirt I pulled out of my drawer and probably have had for 10 years.* I guess it’s just effortlessly cool? Whatever the case may be this shirt is now here to stay. It’s part of my rotation. The Davey Cool Shirt era has arrived.

*Hypothetically speaking I may have bought this at a vintage store near where I live cause I thought it was cool, but I’m kind of embarrassed to admit that because I fundamentally think it’s lame to overpay for old tshirts and realize I’m way too old to for the vintage tshirt trend, but now I’m probably going to buy 30 more of these because I got so many compliments but I’ll never admit I’m buying them.