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Florida Man Arrested For Stealing An Ambulance After Leaving The Emergency Room Without A Ride Home

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Daily Mail

A man in Florida needed a ride home from the hospital so he decided to steal an ambulance. Unfortunately for 25-year-old Michael Paul, he was likely unaware that the medical unit had a GPS tracking device in it in the event it needed to be located.

Deputies tracked the medical unit down within 30 minutes of it being taken and found it about nine miles from the hospital in Deerfield beach.

Paul was charged with grand theft and driving without a valid license.

Yo….what is going on with this guy’s ears? I know the story here is that he exited the emergency room and just stole an ambulance because he had no ride, but what the fuck is on this guy’s ears? I love this part of the article….

It is unknown what he sought treatment for in the emergency room.

Bitch, what do you think he sought emergency treatment for? The man has mushrooms growing from his head. That’s the emergency, people. I don’t even know what I’m looking at to be honest, but I can’t stop looking. I know he did a bad thing by stealing an ambulance that was unoccupied, but can we avoid jail time and bring him back to the hospital to get this fixed.

Okay, now to the story, how does one’s brain go from exiting the emergency room to seeing an empty ambulance and thinking yeah this will be a good decision, this will work out just the way I wanted to. You can’t just steal a fucking ambulance. Where do you park it? Your driveway. I’m sure the neighbors aren’t going to ask questions. Seriously, what’s going on with this guy’s ears? Now that I think about it, maybe the hospital told him they couldn’t fix his ears so he got back at them by stealing the ambulance?

Yes, this obviously happened in Florida.