Mark Wahlberg Took Questions About His Body On Instagram And Credits His Hotness With Waking Up At 2:30 AM To Pray And Workout
Source – No wonder he’s kept those Marky Mark abs. When Mark Wahlberg took to Instagram on Tuesday to answer some questions about his fitness routine, he surprised followers by giving them a look into his grueling daily schedule, which typically begins at 2:30 a.m.
The rapper-turned-actor, 47, who’s always been known for his physique, gets in two workouts a day, a cryotherapy session, and a round of golf. The rest of the day is filled with time for family, work, scheduled snacks and a shower after each workout. His days are so busy, he heads to bed at 7:30 p.m.
The “Daddy’s Home” actor also gave a shout-out to his trainers, Brian Nguyen and Bo Cleary, and his chef, Lawrence Duran — whom Wahlberg has dubbed “the 4 a.m. club.”
So I guess this is why movie stars are a thousand times hotter than regular people. No stress, no “work,” no commute. Just gym, cryo, eat, repeat. Oh, and don’t forget golf and family time. It’s important to unwind after your morning prayer. To be fair, I like Mark Wahlberg. I like all the Whalbergs. I have to because I’m from Massachusetts, but let’s not give him too much credit for maintaining a schedule that most MTA bus drivers are able to keep.
The two work outs a day I get. If you want to look like a freak you have hit the gym. I did it for two months leading up to Rough N Rowdy and was in the best shape of my life. If I had eaten right you probably would’ve been able to tell. But that’s not the point of this blog. The point of this blog is to A) pay homage to Mark Wahlberg, who seems to have frozen time and maintained his hotness over the years.
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And B) acknowledge the fact that the reason Marky Mark has been able to maintain his physique isn’t because of his daily schedule (yes, it helps), it’s because of this.
Money. Money is the single deciding factor of hotness. I mean look at what happened to Dave.
He’s no Wahlberg, but still. You can’t deny that having a few bucks in your pocket helps in the looks department. So does having doctors, nutritionists, trainers, and a state-of-the-art home gym all at your disposal 24/7/365. Not to mention daily cryo therapy and a work/life balance that rivals Paris Hilton’s.
Maybe I’m just jealous of his abs. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, abs are gay currency. Whatever the case, I just thought it was funny that he was getting so much attention for his schedule when he literally has the easiest life in the world. Wake up, work out a few times, fart around with the kids for an hour then do it all over again.
PS: Do you really need a half hour to pray? I can bang out like ten Our Father’s and a hundred Hail Mary’s in that time. Maybe it’s more of a conversation? Whatever it is, it’s working.
PPS: No chance he prays every day. Wahlberg is a Christmas Catholic just like the rest of them.