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Nicki Minaj Tells Ellen The Key To Sex Is Making The Guy Feel Like Trash, Doing It Three Times A Night, And Forcing Him To Make You A Sandwich After You're Finished

Source - She’s never been shy when it comes to discussing her bedroom antics. And Nicki Minaj did just that when she detailed her ‘exercising’ requests on Ellen DeGeneres season 16 premiere episode on Tuesday. 

Speaking to the host, the 35-year-old revealed she demanded sex three times a night with no cuddling after the deed was done. Nicki added that it also had to be more than half an hour ‘between each thing’. 

She added, ‘I hate cuddling after,’ she added regarding her intense regime. ‘Once I get mine, if I feel really, really great, leave me alone! Go away. Go make me some food or a sandwich or something.’ 

A busy women with a hectic schedule, Nicki (real name: Onika Tanya Maraj) added she didn’t have time to waste with too much foreplay.  ‘I do end up getting men who like to kiss a lot, and I like kissing a lot, but it’s like, “okay…definitely get to it”,’ she said. ‘Do your foreplay stuff, do what you have to do, and hurry up. I don’t got time for all that.’ 

Nicki progressed to encourage the females in the audience to follow her rules and live in 2018 rather than 1920. Do me a favor ladies. Realize that this is about you feeling good too. This is not about him only feeling good,’ she said.  ‘And I’ve found that the worse you make them feel, the better after, that they know how to do it better.’ 

On paper, you’d think that this interview was Ellen’s Joe Buck/Artie Lange moment, but it really wasn’t. Despite her audience consisting entirely of middle-aged white women it worked. Disney’s bubble gum lesbian somehow managed to get three of the most outrageous Nicki Minaj sound bites of all time without making anyone feel uncomfortable.

I’m not going to sit here and say how different the reaction would’ve been if a man had said any of the stuff Nicki said, but it definitely makes you think. No cuddling after sex is understandable, but “go make me some food or a sandwich or something” and “the worse you make them feel, the better after” could be career ending statements depending on who says them. Having said that, I 100% believe that Nicki Minaj does all of those things. I mean, the lady goes to Lakers games as a full-fledged dominatrix, chances are she’s not going to be shy “communicating her needs” in the bedroom.

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Her biggest hit to date is about her getting fucked by an anaconda-sized dick. Not that there’s anything wrong with it.

Whatever the case, interviews like these are the reason Nicki Minaj will always stay relevant. She knows how to make a headline. Take it away.