Summer's Over And That Sucks But At Least You Didn't Get Stung In The Dick By A Stingray Like This Guy Did
Daily Mail- This unfortunate beachgoer in China was left lying on the sand in agony after his genitals were jabbed by a stingray’s barbed tail as this viral video with over five million views shows. The unnamed holidaymaker was enjoying a sunny day in the tropical city of Sanya, in South China’s Hainan province, when the freak accident happened on September 1. Footage from the beach shows the tourist unable to hide the painful expression on his face as countless others including police gather around to see his assess his injured genitals. Having just taken a dip in the sea, the man reportedly ran back onto the beach crying in pain after the stingray’s barbed tail found its way into his swim shorts and hooked onto his genitals.
Summer’s over. It’s gone and you’re probably sad. It’ll be winter before you know it. I actually don’t love summer because it’s hot and I’m one of these people who sweats a lot. My body type is much more comfortable in the fall. Put me in hoodie weather and I’m the happiest guy alive but I get why people like summer. People go to the beach and get sand in every crevice of their body that somehow ends up in their bed sheets and get on boats and get golden tans and it’s a whole thing that people really seem to enjoy.
Well summer’s over and you should count your lucky stars you made it through without getting stung in the dick by a stingray like that guy. Not only did he get stung in the dick but it HOOKED onto his dick and balls. That’s really the worst part. It’s one thing to get stung in the dick by a stingray. That sounds bad enough but it’s wayyyyyyyyyyyy worse to get stung in the dick by a stingray and to have it hold on for dear life. That’d be like having a catheter in your dick that’s alive. This is yet another reason I don’t fuck with summer. Summer leads you to bodies of water and bodies of water have stingrays that will sting you in the dick and hook itself to your genitals. Team Fuck Bodies Of Water with yet another W.