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101-Year-Old Woman Gives Birth To A Human Baby Because Of An Ovary Transplant

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I’ve researched this and researched this and by that I mean I looked at the comments on this tweet and I find this information to be true. 101 years old and giving birth. Buddy, when my dick is one hundred years old, I’m gonna have to squuze the cum out of it like an old empty toothpaste tube. Im gonna have to get one of those bobby pins to place on the start of my penis and ring it out like an old rag. No chance it works by 100 but i’ll give it the old fashioned college try.

This lady used someone else’s ovaries to deliver a baby. It’s incredible what we can do with the help of modern science. I wonder if the fragility of the old hips and muscles helps with this cause. After about 85, female ligaments basically turn into pliable rubber bands. She can probably open her vagina wideset like the mouth of a python to let the baby out. It’s probably easier for everyone involved. Well done, nana.

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