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Our Beautiful Baby Boy Brendan Fraser Has Been Cast In A DC Universe TV Show

Brendan-Fraser

(Deadline) “A former race car driver, Cliff Steele was in a horrific accident that left his body uninhabitable. Cliff’s brain was saved by the mysterious Dr. Niles Caulder and he lives on in a powerful robotic body.

Fraser will provide the voice-over for Robotman and will appear in flashback scenes as Cliff Steele. Riley Shanahan has also been cast in the role of Robotman. He will provide the physical performance of the character on stage in full body costume.”

Completely unironically, Lights Camera Barstool is the number 1 Brendan Fraser podcast on earth. I say this without a shred of doubt. In our year long history we have:

1. Sold BF merch

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2. Started a campaign to get him casted in Star Wars Episode IX

3. Nominated him a for Goscar

4. Promoted him at every turn

We love him and this is great news for our boy. Now, do I believe he deserves more than a voice role? Of course, he’s sexy as fuck and DC should be honored to show those beautiful blue eyes. I’ll take what he can get, though. The DC shows have been hit or miss, and ‘Doom Patrol’ seems to be no exception.

“Written by Jeremy Carver, Doom Patrol is a reimagining of one of DC’s strangest group of outcasts: Robotman (Fraser), Negative Man, Elasti-Woman (April Bowlby) and Crazy Jane (Diane Guerrero). Led by the mysterious Caulder, they’re called into action by the ultimate hero for the digital age, Cyborg (Joivan Wade). Banding together, these rejects find themselves on a mission that will take them to the weirdest and most unexpected corners of the DC universe.”

Elasti-woman you say? RIP in peace to horny dads everywhere.

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