Tiger Woods Changed Shirts After 2 Holes This Morning...

We began our day like:

And then:

And then:

Hmmm, so I guess that’s what we’re doing? Couple shitty holes so we just change shirts and boom, birdie time? Do not tempt me because you know I will go all in. I once saw a picture 15 years ago showing Tiger’s putter grip slightly different than his full swing grip — I’ve been putting that way ever since. Don’t know if I’m better or worse. Don’t know if it helps or hurts. Don’t care. If Tiger does it, I do it. I wear KT tape on my neck when I play now. Neck is fine. If Tiger does it, I do it.

And now we’re stuffing a handful of identical shirts in our golf bag and swapping ‘em out after 2 holes? I love it. I’m already on Peter Millar dot com slash FORE ordering 5 of every polo they got and getting a free hat and complementary shipping.

Not because I need polos.

Not because I can afford it.

Because Tiger Woods does it.

If he really turns this tournament around and goes low today, every other tee box at every public track across the country will feature middle-aged men changing shirts.