You Could Put Your Fist Inside Of My Right Buttcheek: A Horror Story

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I’ve been lookin for a new show and I believe I’ve found it. I’ve exhausted all of my Alaska shows and I need something that is a change of pace from surviving in the Alaskan wilderness hundreds of miles away from other people. A show about trying to make your ass bigger with injections of vegetable oil and regular ole bathroom caulk certainly qualifies and the characters seem fascinating.

The pressures of being a big booty hoe must be immense. I’ve never really thought about that from a woman’s point of view but having a flat ass must stink. In today’s day and age, you can be really fit but if you arent absolutely hauling a house in the back of your trousers, no one really cares. That’s the reason you end up taking a turkey baster and piping your buttcheeks like they are boston creme pie. News flash, ladies. Your asscheeks arent donuts. Stop treating them as if they are.

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    If you’re in the mood for a good Alaskan show, might I recommend the Last Alaskans?