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The Jaws Ending Would've Been Much Better With Smitty's Fortnite Victory Royale Battle Cry

I’m not saying Smitty sandbagged everyone who bet on him to lose a thousand games before winning one, and I’m not saying it’s cheap that he technically lost over a thousand games between his actual account and a burner account. But what I am saying is that I found myself watching this idiot play video games last night at like one o’clock in the morning, and my main takeaway was that the ending to Jaws would’ve been significantly better with Smitty’s Victory Royale battle cry than the original, “Smile you son of a bitch.” That’s just a fact.