Porn Star Kiara Mia Guarantees A Big Season For Jimmy Garoppolo and the Niners Because "Everything She Touches Turns To Gold"
Previously in the adventures of Jimmy G and his penis…Jimmy Garoppolo Takes Porn Star Kiara Mia On A Date And I’m Pretty Sure He Got A Blowjob
And now…
I mean it’s hard not to believe her. If you’ve studied her films you know she means business and doesn’t make promises she can’t keep. Like that one time she told the big black guy she was going to make him come. Sure enough, he came. Little stuff like that. Her word is her bond and her word is that the 49ers will have a big season. I’m just saying Niners fans should be excited and optimistic.
