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No One Has Ever Looked As Small As Kendrick Lamar Looks Standing Next To His Body Guard

Here’s the same picture but from a different angle

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Just the smallest looking human that has ever been a human. That’s what Kendrick Lamar looks like in that picture with his bodyguard. He gets absolutely dwarfed by that reincarnated monster version of Hodor mixed with Kimbo Slice. I suppose that’s exactly what you want in a bodyguard because nobody, and I mean nobody, would fuck with that bodyguard.

The worst thing that can happen to a rapper is to have people start googling their height

Screen Shot 2018-07-24 at 12.03.39 PMThat’s less than ideal. It doesn’t ultimately matter cause Kendrick is a master on the mic but 5 foot 5 is 5 foot 5. It’s just that a lot of hip hop is about bravado and hyperbole and that takes a hit when you could pick Kendrick up and put him in your pocket.

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