A Professional Video Game Player Broke Up With "The World's Sexiest Weather Girl" Because He Had To Focus On The New Call Of Duty Game

Clem7/24/2018 4:04 PM

Mirror- A professional Call of Duty player has dumped the ‘world’s sexiest weathergirl’ Yanet Garcia to focus on the game. In a lengthy YouTube video Douglas ‘FaZe Censor’ Martin explained why he broke up with the stunning 27-year-old – who shot to fame presenting the weather on Mexican TV station Hoy.

Yanet was dubbed “the girl that makes you want to watch the weather” by Playboy and the “sexiest weather girl on the planet” by international media thanks to her killer curves. She posted on Twitter saying she was “heartbroken” after the 23-year-old pro-gamer announced he didn’t have time for the relationship as there are “only 24 hours in a day.”

“I’m so focused on Call of Duty, I can’t give her the attention that she wants and I just know that this is how it’s going to be for at least another year. She’s going to be doing that job over there, I’m going to be playing Black Ops 4 full time. I just know for a fact I’m playing Black Ops 4. I’m going to be locked in for Call of Duty.”

The break-up has come after Censor struggled this year, missing out on the first stage of the Call of Duty World league, before signing up with a different team that had secured a place in Stage 2 to ensure he got there.

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The couple during happier times:

I was all ready to start this blog off by calling ~~Faze Censor~~ FaZe Censor the biggest idiot in the world with the Will Ferrell “Wedding Crashers” gif for breaking up with a supersmoke like Yanet Garcia. Being able to date a woman like Yanet Garcia is why you lift all those controllers.

But it quickly became clear to me that Mr. Censor lives by the motto Gaming Is Life. He has an unquenchable thirst for competition and video games. For far too many people in this world, war is a matter of life and death. But for FaZe Censor, war video games are a matter of life and death. He knows that for a game as popular as Call Of Duty, he has to learn the magazine sizes of all the guns, memorize the maps, and figure out every glitch that can be exposed so he doesn’t look like a n00b against the other pros. There are other fish in the sea for a guy with *checks Youtube* holy fuck 2.5 MIILLION subscribers. This is where you are reminded just how big eSports is and how much money some of these guys make.

I understand where FaZe is coming from too. I went down a Call of Duty rabbit hole between Christmas and New Years and cannot remember one thing that happened other than me bayonetting Nazis by the dozen.

Forget about spending time with friends, family, or my child during the holiday season. All that I remember from that week is fighting in fictional online World War II battles. And I’m not even getting paid for this shit. Smitty loses his goddamn mind (along with many, many games) whenever he goes on an 5-hour Fortnite binge. Imagine willingly losing your girl too. That’s what the people that are truly addicted to the game are willing to do (sick use of that phrase, Clem).

Call me crazy but I think Yanet will land on her feet.